Because it COULD happen. You could be sitting there without a care in the world. It could be that your kids are top models who just got free rides to Harvard. At the age of 10. You could have just hit the lottery and had just finished shopping around for your new housekeeper, chef, and Lamborgini before you decided to stop by my little corner of the blogosphere to see what’s up here today. Yep, you could be that one person who’s currently Not Worried About A Single Damn Thing.
And then you came here. And watched this video.
And now you’re worrying again. You are. I know you are. Don’t even try to tell me you’re not worrying right now.
You don’t need to thank me. It’s all part of the friendly service we provide.
Thanks for the heads-up. I’ve been watching the Obamathon on CNN, and worrying about that giant particle accelerator they’re building in Europe which might suck the whole universe into a black hole. So I forgot about the cooties. I’m gonna have to get right on that! LOL!!!
LOL!!!!
ROTFL!!!!
I was really all geared up and ready to hear about what was going to infect me next. I turned down the TV and shut up the dog the boy and the other mom.
Cooties!
Don’t tell anyone, but I’ve been a cootie carrier for years.
Hi. Lare. Eeee. Ous!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
This is a MUST for vaccinations!
Heh heh. You know, now that I think about it, I can’t believe public schools aren’t demanding a more rigorous vaccination requirement for this. Seriously. Cooties are EVERYWHERE.
I think schools should turn away kids who can’t show them that “circle-circle-dot-dot” on their arms. Am I right or am I right?
I”m so stealing this to put on my blog.
But frankly, I am AGAINST vaccinations. I think there are more problems caused by vaccinations that are solved. We need to teach our children to quit touching other kids, too! A little education goes a long way.