If the inventor of the knock-knock joke were still alive today, I’d kill him. « Like I Have Time For This?

If the inventor of the knock-knock joke were still alive today, I’d kill him.

Published March 31, 2008 Hallmark Moments From Hell , Parenting

4-year-old: Knock-knock.

Me: Who’s there?

4-year-old: Banana.

Me: Banana who?

4-year-old: Knock-knock.

Me: Who’s there?

4-year-old: Banana.

Me: Banana who?

4-year-old: Knock-knock.

Me: Who’s there?

4-year-old: Banana.

Me: Banana who?

4-year-old: Knock-knock.

Me: Who’s there?

4-year-old: Banana.

Me: Banana who?

4-year-old: Orange ya glad I didn’t say banana?

RegularDad and 7-year-old, laughing: But…you SAID banana. You said it already.

4-year-old: Oh…. Well…. Wait. Let me start over.

3 Responses to “If the inventor of the knock-knock joke were still alive today, I’d kill him.”

Feed for this Entry Trackback Address

1 Shawna March 31, 2008 at 11:19 pm

C-U-T-E!!!
2 karisma April 1, 2008 at 12:04 am

Sweet!
3 Mom #1 April 4, 2008 at 10:31 pm

It’s a classic and as a MOM you are obligated to play along AND like it every single time.

Leave a Reply