If the inventor of the knock-knock joke were still alive today, I’d kill him.

4-year-old: Knock-knock.

Me: Who’s there?

4-year-old: Banana.

Me: Banana who?

4-year-old: Knock-knock.

Me: Who’s there?

4-year-old: Banana.

Me: Banana who?

4-year-old: Knock-knock.

Me: Who’s there?

4-year-old: Banana.

Me: Banana who?

4-year-old: Knock-knock.

Me: Who’s there?

4-year-old: Banana.

Me: Banana who?

4-year-old: Orange ya glad I didn’t say banana?

RegularDad and 7-year-old, laughing: But…you SAID banana. You said it already.

4-year-old: Oh…. Well…. Wait. Let me start over.

3 Responses to “If the inventor of the knock-knock joke were still alive today, I’d kill him.”


  1. 1 Shawna March 31, 2008 at 11:19 pm

    C-U-T-E!!! :)

  2. 3 Mom #1 April 4, 2008 at 10:31 pm

    It’s a classic and as a MOM you are obligated to play along AND like it every single time.


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