7-year-old: So, what snacks do you think we should have for Family Night this week?
4-year-old: I want popcorn!
Me: Mmmmm….popcorn sounds good.
7-year-old: Okay. We’ll put popcorn on the list. What do you want, Dad?
RegularDad: How about some broccoli?
Everyone else in unison: DA-AD!
RegularDad: All right. Well, then, how about some asparagus spears?
Everyone else: DA-AD!!!!
RegularDad: Okay! Okay! How ’bout some Britney Spears?
7-year-old: What are THOSE?
RegularDad: Those’re trailer treats.
Me: Tasty trailer treats.
LOL!
Poor Brit. Never had a chance at a normal life. Wacky parents, early stardom… ugh.
The Oregonian once held a contest to decide what Portland’s New Year celebration should be. Everyone knows the ball that drops in Times Square, right? Well, I don’t remember any other entries, but the one that made me laugh was the idea of dropping Tonya Harding into a trailer full of trash.
And what pray tell, is wrong with asparagus spears? I would so be wanting some of those. Yummm!
Very funny! Do they know all about Brittney’s sister now awaiting a baby? It will bring all new conversations to our home since our daughter likes Zoey 101.
Funny! Hope you and yours had a very Merry Christmas~
Hey Regular Peoples, I hope you had a wonderful christmas and your new year brings you lots of joy in your new home.
Hugs and kisses xxxx