Me: Should I have a soda, or should I not have a soda?
RegularDad: To have a soda, or not to have a soda. That is the question. ‘Tis it nobler in the pants of man to—
Me (laughing hard): WHAT?
RD: Hey, when I was in school, all we had was Shakespeare-Lite. It’s reason #139 of why you should homeschool.
Me: I think I’ll have a caffeinated soda after that.
RD (through a mouthful of yogurt): Yes indeed. I went to bublic school, and—
Me: BUBLIC??? You went to BUBLIC school?
RD (after a thoughtful pause): Okay, that’s reason #138 of why you should homeschool.
Me: Wait. Don’t you mean reason #140?
RD (another perplexed pause): …Which brings us to Reason #141…

I get so many chuckles, reading your blog. Thanks!
LOL Thanks for the laugh!
Too funny…you have such a knack for comedic writing.
LOL!
I love a good laugh early in the morning. Thanks.
Thanks everyone.
ROFL! That is too funny! And I thought my son going around making fun of one of his teacher’s he had in school for saying ‘Pub- Lick!