4-year-old: You’re crushin’ my heart, Dad…. You’re crushin’ my heart.
Me: “Crushin’?” Don’t you mean “breaking”… as in “you’re breaking my heart?”
4-year-old, after giving me a blank stare: You’re just crushin’ my heart, Dad.
RegularDad, with a bit of Bronx: “What…. Don’t I bring you Skittles?”
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Yes, he does bring them Skittles. Often. What he doesn’t realize is that I have this bad habit of finishing up the Skittles late at night after everyone’s asleep.
Kids can say the sweetest things. I’m guilty of taking my kids M & Ms.
Too funnny. Don’t tell.
That sounds like something I would do.
Oh my. I am so guilty of eating my daughter’s candy after she is in bed. I have one dad friend who tells his little girl that the Easter Bunny took her candy. Cracks me up.