It’s either one or the other.

Conversation between my 4-year-old and my mother at the Mothers Day Pizza Party held at my extremely pregnant sister’s house yesterday:

4-year-old: “So, the next baby to come will be yours, right Nana?”

Nana: “WHAT????”

4-year-old: “You’re having a baby next, right?”

Nana: “Uh…no…”

4-year-old: “Yes you are! You’re a grownup lady. All the grownup ladies are gonna have babies. So you’re gonna have a baby next.”

Nana: “No, dear. I’m too old to have babies now. I already had my babies a long time ago.”

4-year-old, disappointed: “Oh…. Really?”

Nana: “Yes.”

4-year-old: “Okay.”

There’s silence for a few minutes while my 4-year-old studies Nana’s face carefully. Then she says, very gravely, to my mother: 

“I guess you’re gonna die soon, huh?”

3 Responses to “It’s either one or the other.”


  1. 1 Kitten May 14, 2007 at 12:22 pm

    Kids can say the darnest things and never mean any harm. Thanks for the laugh.

  2. 2 Sara May 14, 2007 at 7:10 pm

    LOL! Thanks for sharing the laugh.

  3. 3 RegularMom May 14, 2007 at 9:24 pm

    Sure…. Hope you all had as much fun as we did on Moms Day. :)

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