So, I’m just starting to get search engine results, now that I’ve been doing this whole blogging thing for a few months now, and for the most part, it’s been pretty uneventful stuff. Things like country living, homeschooling, earth giant frog, photos of giant frogs, how to make a frog head, and even why does my 3-year-old spit at people. You can see it’s all pretty much on target for what we’ve been discussing here in my little corner of the blogosphere. But earlier today this little gem popped up on the radar:
why does my poop smell like sulfur?
When I typed this question into Google myself, I came up seventh on the list. I’m not quite sure how to feel about this.
First of all, my blog lists seventh on this search term. Seventh. Gee, it really says something about the quality of topics I’ve got going here, doesn’t it?
Second of all, someone actually typed this question into a search engine today.
And third, after asking this question, they clicked on my link to see if maybe I had the answer. Which I don’t. I’m sure I could look it up (we are homeschoolers after all and we firmly believe that the only dumb question is the one that your school teacher made you answer to pass the fucking test), but whoever it was didn’t leave a calling card, so what’s the point. Once I had the answer, I wouldn’t know what to do with it.
And you know, I feel bad for the guy. He needed some serious information, and he ended up here. And I wish him well, whoever he was. I hope he clicked on one of the other top 10 links and found what he needed, like maybe a recipe for a colon-cleansing smoothie, or a support group, or even a hotline (1-800-stinkypoo?) because the whole thing just sounds rather unpleasant.
Dude, whoever you are, I hope you found your answer. It sounds pretty serious. In fact, I’d get that checked if I were you.
Hey, people come to my blog after spelling ‘clitoris’ wrong… I referred to someone as Cletoris a week or so ago. I’ve also had people come to my blog after looking for ‘big pecker’.
I think I’ll write about Virgina next and spell it “Viginia”
:::Snork::: I just spelled it wrong!!!
VIRGINIA!!!!
LOLOL
ROFL!!!!
Now I have to go to your blog and read about Cletoris! After I’m done vacationing in Vigina, that is.
I got one last week for “my husband wears my housedresses.” Things might be screwy around here, but they haven’t gotten that weird (yet). I don’t even own any housedresses. In fact I don’t think anyone should.
LOL!
Heather,
My husband says, is that like Homer Simpson wearing a moo-moo? Or is it mu-mu?
Ok, so now I’m totally wondering about the sulfur-poo smell. What’s up with that?
Weaver,
I know, it’s haunting me a bit, too. I hope he (or she, I guess) gets that checked. Really.
I think sulpher smelling (like bad eggs right?) poo comes from too much protien. Maybe Sulpher Poo Guy should lay of the steaks and have a salad once in a while.
Just think of the google hits from the comments on this thread. Ha!
Yeah, I’ve been thinking about the potential for even stranger google hits, and my first immediate thought was, of course: “oh…shit.”