Yes, it’s true! We have yet another winner in our current awards program! Congratulations to Heather over at My Supernatural World, for her fabulous post, We Have Tadpoles. Heather is now the proud recipient of one of these:
You might have noticed that Heather’s post only involves small tadpoles, which may not seem to fit the entry requirements, but give it time, people, give it time. In a few months, it’s entirely possible that at least one of those little tadders may grow up to have a GIANT FROG HEAD. We can only hope.
In any event, we should note that Heather’s entry is the only entry that had actual living frogs in it, and we’d like to also congratulate her on not being taken in by the dastardly petshop people who tried to convince her that she needed to create a tropical environment for her tadpoles that were spawned in NON-TROPICAL Iowa. Really, there’s just no limit to what those petshops will try just to make an extra buck. We applaud you, Heather, for standing strong, and we assure you, dear readers, that we will never ever ever award our illustrious award to those rotten petshop people, even if they tried to present us with the most gigantic tropical frog head in the whole world.
As for the rest of you, who may now be wondering just how in the world to make this woman stop with the giant frog heads already win one of these for yourself, all you’ve got to do is post something that will make people think about GIANT FROG HEADS and then notify me (and then wait for me to notice that you’ve notified me — sorry about that, Heather) and then I’ll come check it out. If I find myself thinking about GIANT FROG HEADS while reading your post, you’ll win.
Please also note that in keeping with April being National Frog Month or whatever it is, our award program will officially close on April 30 and any further entries submitted by then will be listed in a special post on that date. See official rules for details. No purchase necessary to play. Thus ends the spoof on lawsuit-prevention paragraphs and meaningless blog awards.
I’m gonna go watch lots of TV now.
I want to be like you! I do! I want a major award! Oh pleeeeeeese???