When PMS strikes on Easter weekend…

Dear Easter Bunny,

I’ve got your kid brother, Reggie, here buried in my back yard. If you ever want to see him again, you’ll leave a year’s supply of chocolate bunnies at my house tonight. And I’m not talking about the el-cheapo hollow chocolate bunnies you’ve been getting away with these past few years. I want some good old fashioned SOLID milk-chocolate chocolate bunnies, and I want them TONIGHT. Do not contact Bugs Bunny, Roger Rabbit, or the authorities; they can’t help you, and they certainly can’t help Reggie. I’ve got 16 acres of farmland back here, and Reggie ain’t that big. They’ll never find him. Never.

I am not bluffing. I am a nearly-40 homeschooling mom living with a 3-year-old, a 6-year-old, and a husband who turns every single sentence he utters into a thrash/80′s-glam-band heavy metal song. Remember what I said: 365 solid chocolate bunnies, or Reggie goes on the grill.

Looking forward to your visit. We’ll leave out some nice organic carrots.

Best regards,

RegularMom

PS: The girls said to remind you not to forget the PURPLE PEEPS.

9 Responses to “When PMS strikes on Easter weekend…”

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1 Heather April 7, 2007 at 1:56 pm

Oh my gosh, that’s so funny! Wonder if the easter bunny has any other roaming family members to kidnap..

2 RegularMom April 7, 2007 at 5:30 pm

Happy Easter.

3 Jenny in Ca April 10, 2007 at 9:03 am

laughing hard at this! I’m having one of those moments too. I was at target today for an emergency feminine supply run…and the woman in front of me in line had on the counter a diet coke black..the one with
coffee in it, and several dark chocolate candy bars. I fought with myself the whole time to not give up my space in line and run back to the candy aisle. I was thinking if I had her stuff plus a bottle of advil, plus my stuff..I would be all set.

nice visiting you, over here from the WTM boards.

4 RegularMom April 10, 2007 at 10:59 am

I’ve never heard of diet coke black, but it sure sounds good! I’m gonna have to look for that.

Thanks for stopping by. Come back anytime.

5 Kitten April 10, 2007 at 3:57 pm

Too cool and too funny! I haven’t seen the dt coke black, but have the reg. Maybe I need to ask my local store to order the diet and try ‘em. I need to find one of the Easter Bunnie’s kin also and get a year supply of dark chocolate! Ha!
kitten

6 Maria April 14, 2009 at 10:00 am

SWLOL (screaming while laughing out loud) I had not seen that post…glad you pointed it out…too funny~

See you on the cowgirl side,

7 RegularMom April 14, 2009 at 11:12 am

Ya-haw, babe.

8 v April 14, 2009 at 12:40 pm

LOL! Wow, love, V